Mushroom Pot - fungi that’s worth it?

I’m not usually a fan of steamboats - I just don’t believe in cooking for myself while paying restaurant level prices (especially since I’m a terrible cook who can foul up even chicken wings at a barbeque!). Still, my friends and I are always on a lookout for good bargains and, as they’re all steamboat fans, I usually end up tagging along (although as long as it also has some cooked food I’m fine).

We stumbled across Mushroom Pot, a mushroom-based steamboat buffet restaurant, while at Singapore Indoor Stadium and, despite my usual reticence towards steamboats, I was pleasantly surprised by the offering. While the actual steamboat is just decent, there’s just a whole plethora of reasons that make it a great dining experience.

The buffet has a pretty impressive list of ingredients, most of which were really fresh. I loved the corn, which was super sweet and really tasty (in fact, I had three servings all to myself!). The meats were also pretty high quality and chewy, although the marinated beef was a tad too salty for me. Similarly, the soup base (we went for the non-spicy chicken broth) was slightly too salty but still had a pretty delicious, lingering taste.

Alas, the main stars of the menu for which the restaurant is named for were disappointed. We were given an entire plate of different types of mushrooms to add into the pot but they all tasted the same and we couldn’t tell them apart.

While the steamboat was just decent, though, what I liked were the cooked dishes they served. The fried rice was fragrant and one dish you have to try if you head down is the monkey head mushroom with house sauce. The dish was crunchy and tasty and totally addictive.

The decor and ambience of the restaurant were nice and comfortable and the service was superb. Not only were the staff friendly and attentive, they even taught us how to cook certain dishes and offered to give us a hand.

Plus, since we were all students, we had our filling share of ingredients at just $19.90++, which is the student price daily.

While the steamboat part (which, admittedly, is its main aspect) was just okay, the great cooked dishes, the friendly service and the affordable price made it an appetizing bang for the buck.

Rating:3.75 out of 5 stars

The Mushroom Pot
2 Stadium Walk
#01-02 Singapore Indoor
Stadium (Carpark E)
Singapore 397691
Tel: 6342 3320

Operating hours:
Mon - Fri
12pm - 3pm (Lunch)
5.30pm - 10.30pm (Dinner)
Sat & Sun
12pm - 10.30pm

Lady Gaga’s Teenage Pictures!

Some say that Lady Gaga is the Goddess of Ugly, Attention Seeking Sluts.

To tell you the truth, I’ve kinda attributed her quick rise to fame to her ecccentric and over-the-top dress sense. Her outrageous dress sense (I’m talking see through jumpsuits and sex inch heels here) gets her into tabloids all the time.

And I always thought that she must be a very ugly girl and that’s why she has to resort to the most Sluttish outfits in order to make people notice her. Some people even speculated that she was actually a man. So you can imagine my surprise when I came across her childhood and teenage pics online and found that she was actually a very pretty girl.

Stefani Joanne Germanotta was her name before she morphed into Lady Gaga.
She used to be a brunette. And with dark hair, she looks disturbingly identical to Amy Winehouse!  :S

I know we were all different when we were teenagers. But Lady Gaga looks NOTHING like what she was before. She looks like an Andy Warhol Creation.

What do you think? Has she tried too hard to be diferent?

(Source of pics)

The Day the Immigrants Left

I was watching this after destressing from the onrush of assignments due near the end of term. It is a documentary titled: The Day the Immigrants Left.

It is a British documentary by Evan Davis, exploring the effects of immigrants in the UK, and seeking to test whether it is true that: “Immigrants steal jobs from the locals”.

Evan Davis goes to the town Wisbech, and asks local employers, ranging from a potato packaging company, an asparagus farm, a landlord which does building repairs, and an Indian restaurant, to hire British workers for a few days, comparing them with immigrant workers.

The link to the full documentary is here: http://stagevu.com/video/mdswbzvkuvtx, or you can watch it by parts on youtube.

After watching this documentary, I found myself wondering about Singapore.

While we may not have as many people unemployed as the UK (perhaps it’s because we don’t have their welfare system?), I wonder if Singaporeans have the same mentality as the British.

I found the documentary, to be honest, quite an eye-opener, and wondering if we Singaporeans hold *very* differing values from the British, or perhaps, we might just be the same after all.

The young, unemployed job seekers in the documentary signed on temporarily for the jobs, and yet either gave up halfway, or didn’t even turn up, citing excuses I would consider lame (or at least, even what people in the SAF would consider lame), and would rather go on the dole. At least Singapore doesn’t have that.

But I wonder. If the situation was the same in Singapore, and maybe, one day, jobless Singaporeans would switch places with domestic assistants, construction workers, cleaning assistants, what would the outcome be?

The Best and Worst Pick Up Lines!

Sorry if my last post was a little depressing (!). Ok, back in a good mood today, so I’m going to share with you the best and worst of pick up lines. Enjoy!
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The Pick Up Line.... ah.... the very first impression one forms of you comes from this. Yet… so many have chosen to be insincere, corny and worst of all cocky when using a pick up line.

TWELVE worst Pick up lines:

12. Pre-adult aged boy comes up to me, without even the offer of a drink or an introduction… and shoves his mobile phone in front of my face and says- “Can I have your number?” ( Ok, I was around 18 at the time)

11. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McBeautiful. ( Heard this one off a show on MTv.. cant remember which.)

10. “Jane, right?” And asshole trails you around the whole damn pub insisting that he knows you and your name is Jane!

9. If you’ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

8. Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! (WTF?!)

7. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? (yeah.. that’s why I don’t go there anymore, you unoriginal Vule)

6. I’m bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 women went down on the Titanic. (oh… is that it? pity)

5. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

4. Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “GOD” spelled backwards with a little bit of you in it. (Never.. NEVER use a pick up line which sounds pre-meditated and rehearsed. I picture you infront of you mirror every night practicing. L-O-S-E-R)

3. “Do you want to dance?”
“No”
“Well I guess a fuck is out of the question.”

2. “Would you like to dance?”
“Sorry, I’m not interested. I only dance with my BF. “
“I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants”

And The WORST pick up line I’ve heard
*Drum Roll* Please....
1. “Do you work for FED EX? I saw you checking out my package.” (This from a guy who probably uses two pairs of socks on a night out. Only one pair for his feet though).

Some pick up lines though.. have made me smile and not roll my eyes in disgust. They can be great conversation starters. Of course, it helps if you look like a nice guy and are attractive… in which case, you probably didn’t need the pick up line in the first place. “Hello” would have worked fine.

Five Best Pick Up Lines (If you absolutely must use one)
yes, only 5.. beacuse they are rare. And I’ve not had many encounters with good lines. Maybe because I’m hard to please, or maybe because they generally just don’t work.

5. Who’s your friend? [most ( NOT ALL) women will take a keen interest in you if you show interest in someone she’s with. This will intrigue her,as she will wish to know “hey, how come not me?"] ** RISKY** May blow up in your face.

4. The last time I saw you… I was dreaming.

3. Could you do me a favour and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?

2. “So what haven’t you been told tonight?” (Somehow, I find this flattering)

1. Did the sun come out ?… or did you just smile at me? (Awwwwww..*blush*)

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Closing a chapter over lost love

Actress Jesseca Liu says goodbye after failed romance, picture from her blog, Jan 2009

A failed romance is one reason for actress Jesseca Liu [ 刘 芷 绚 ] to say goodbye to MediaCorp after her latest drama, New Beginnings [红白囍事], airs on April 14.

Malaysian-born Jesseca, 31, had previously dated Taiwanese actor Wing Fan, 30, after both starred together in the Taiwanese movie, Untold Beauty. But the one-year romance fizzled in late-2008.

“A lot of things happened at the same time that affected my popularity. The romance did have some impact on my career,” said Jesseca.

In her own blog entry of March 18, she writes: “You realise inside you there is a hint of sadness. Today you tell yourself you’ve done it, and can not care any more. Watch out for your every step. You’re graduating here, and you ask yourself, Are you afraid?”

She won the Most Popular Newcomer Award in the Star Awards 2005. Born in Langkawi island,

Strategy to get over lost love

Besides a career change, another way to get over lost love and other negative emotions is to physically store away items relation to the unpleasant experience.

This was the finding of a team of researchers from the Rotman School of Management in Toronto, the National University of Singapore and City University of Hong Kong. The researchers suggest you write out on paper your recollection of the event, and seal it in an envelope.

Telling people that “you’ve got to move on”, doesn’t work, said the researchers. “What works is when people enclose materials that are relevant to the negative memories they have. It works because people aren’t trying to explicitly control their emotions.”

Physical closure leads to emotional closure

The research focused on the possibility that physical enclosure of emotionally-laden items helps people attain psychological closure over emotional experiences.

The hypothesis was that emotional events are likened to concrete objects in the sense that they could be manipulated and the suppression of emotions often corresponds with the process of physically containing an object.

As the researchers point out, our language describes anger being bottled up, anxieties kept inside, and sorrows buried. These metaphors suggest that referring to physical acts, such as putting things in a container, may help people understand abstract processes of regulating the emotions. Seeing emotion-laden items put away may also provide psychological relief.

The research paper concludes: “Our results show that the processes of alleviating negative emotions can be facilitated by physically sealing emotionally laden materials. The experiments demonstrate that abstract mental states such as psychological closure over an event appear to rely on the sensory-motor experiences brought about by the simple act of enclosing.

“Moreover, we show that the metaphorical act of enclosing and sealing influences the memory, in the sense that the recollection of the emotional details of an event becomes weaker. This seems to suggest that physical experiences interfere with cognitive entities such as memory and retrieval.”

Old folks pawn valuables to gamble

When someone tells you he is “raising cash” (through a bank loan, from friends or selling off some possessions), you assume he needs money for business or to put a down payment on a condo apartment which he claims will appreciate overnight.

Whatever the reason, raising cash is usually associated with investing it in something else that will give back more cash.

But this week’s news report says Singapore pawn shops are enjoying better business because people are coming in to raise cash to gamble in the new casino.

What the heck? Raising cash to gamble? It’s no different from burning dollar notes to light your cigarette!

According to the news report, pawn shop owners said they are seeing more customers, especially older folks who are pawning their valuables to raise cash for gambling. While the number of such customers is currently small, the owners said it will rise in the coming months.

There are two concerns here:

1. Many of these “pawnees” (people who pawn their goods) are older folks.

2. Pawning is meant to help people tide over some unexpected and urgent financial need (such as paying for surgery), instead of to raise quick cash to throw away in a casino.

For such folks, the older they get, the more stupid and mindless they become. And when they have nothing left except a burden of debts, somebody else—their hardworking, thrifty children or the hardworking, thrifty government—will have to feed and shelter them.

I suggest destitute ex-gamblers should be sent to a rehab centre for enforced treatment, similar to what they do to drug addicts. Singapore society doesn’t have a burdensome drug addiction problem because of harsh treatment measures; in the same way, it should implement harsh treatment measures for gambling addicts, too. 

One Seriously Confused Female

Last night I had a horrid nightmare about someone dying. I woke up and Tweeted about it. People then started offering all sorts of analysis… to dream of death is a good omen, or that it means something is lacking in my life… but one of my friends said , “To dream of death, To hear of Birth”.

And guess what? I just found out that my best friend is pregnant! How freaky is that?!

I’m happy for her, and I want nothing but the best for her. But I am also very envious.
Just a few years ago, pregnancies and marriages were all foreign territory to my peers and I. But now, suddenly, it seems that everyone is getting married. Well… everyone, except me of course.

On the one hand, I seem to enjoy my single life. I have a care-free lifestyle, I crave new adventures (next on my agenda is pole dancing lessons) and I date men as if they grow on trees. Plus when I look at my married peers over the last couple of years, one divorce, many cheats, a couple with financial problems, a lot of dissatisfaction and only a special few have got it right and seem happily married. When I consider those odds, marriage just seems so unappealing!

Yet, on the other hand, I have constant urges to hang up my party shoes and don an apron instead. I want to play the good wife, settle down and play house. But I cannot seem to make that a reality.

Everytime someone I know gets married or pregnant, I get envious and/or upset. Perhaps it’s because I am so competitive by nature, I hate it when other people get what I want. I hate being left behind. I feel that I already have a lot of catching up to do with my peers.. and to make things worse, my best friend moves further on in the stages of life and is already starting a family.

I tell myself that I have a few more years before I have to hit the panic button and that many women get married when they’re in their 30s (because of education, careers, financial independence, etc). I just haven’t found the right one yet. Though… over the years, I’ve passed up on so many good men, and failed at so many relationships… I’m beginning to question- Does the person I’m looking for even exist in the first place?

I’m afraid I have none of the answers to my questions.

Ah… I am a walking contradiction. All I can do is be patient, and constantly remind myself that when I finally do settle down one day, it would be worth the agony of the wait. 

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Confucius asks if you understand life’s purpose

Chow Yun Fatt as the aging philosopher in the movie, Confucius. The superimposed text (reading vertically right to left) sums up the Master’s own spiritual and mental milestones: “The Master says: At 15, I set my heart on learning, at 30 I know where I stand, at 40 I have no more doubts, at 50 I know the will of Heaven (life’s purpose), at 60 my ears are attuned (i.e. my moral sense is well-developed), and at 70 I follow my heart’s desire without crossing the line.”

Developmental milestones

The text is Confucius’ much-quoted summing up of the key milestones in his life, from age 15 to 70 (Confucius died at 72).

At 15, he began acquiring an education (not mere schoolroom study but education based on a systematic reading programme of ancient texts, shrewd observation of human conduct and relationship, and active interchange with his pupils, fellow philosophers and high state officials).

With such active learning forming his intellectual base, he was able by age 30 to be knowledgeable and politically savvy—he knew where he stood in the scheme of men and affairs of state.

And so by age 40, he could say confidently, “I have no more doubts.” This was important because in his days the country comprised hundreds of states run on very different political and moral systems; and there were many “consultants” travelling about to give conflicting advice on state administration. If one was uncertain, one could be swayed by every wind of political philosophy that blew.

Confucius by age 40 had certainly made up his mind what his own rules and moral governance were, and how they could be applied to government or the family unit.

When he was 50, Confucius was appointed as Minister of Public Security in his state government; hence “the will of Heaven” in this context is a political term meaning the right way (according to Heaven’s mandate) to govern.

For ordinary folks like us, the will of Heaven could be understood as our Destiny or Life’s Purpose that Heaven has mandated for us.

What is your life’s purpose?

After going through our own self-development, can we say confidently by 50 that we know what our life’s purpose is?

Apparently some successful male Singaporeans don’t. Age 50 is where they have “arrived”, after decades of hard work, striving and hammering down anyone who opposed them. They are now entitled to their share of the smile and pleasure of the world. This is the typical thought process of the misguided, mindless individuals: “Man, I’ve arrived! It’s time I enjoy my rewards before old age, weak joints and incontinence catch up with me!” (Incontinence means buay pang jeo or unable to pee, leading to impotence.)

Male rewards at 50 are quite different from those at 15. At 50, these rewards are perceived to be saccharine female models, pricey cars, dining in smart restaurants, jet-setting, and generally indulging in the fleshpot of the world.

That’s the litany of desires I hear often from early middle-age male friends (fortunately, female friends at this life-stage express quite different, saner wants).

Often, these male desires lead to divorce, a broken home and a chaotic personal life. If the individual is a well-known figure, then there is scandal, shame and public insults as Singaporeans have seen over the past month concerning certain 50-year-old men in the film industry.

Guidelines for a meaningful, mindful life

What you can do to develop your mental understanding of life’s purpose and strengthen your spiritual resolve?

A quick suggestion is to study the Master’s own thoughts in the Analects (論語). This slim anthology of memorable epigrams, crystallises Confucius’ life’s philosophy on how to cultivate and regulate the AUTHENTIC life (the chun-tzi or true man). The milestone excerpt, for example, is from Analects Book 2:4. The text is easy to read, the ideas that the Master discussed are practical for day-to-day relationship with friends, co-workers, superiors, family members, and society in general. Even more important, there are guidelines for planning long-term personal strategy to achieving a virtuous, meaningful life. English translations by Lin Yutang or DC Lau are recommended.

Some people, without even so much as opening the book, regard any teaching of Confucius to be passé (i.e. not relevant to the modern world). On the contrary, because we live in a morally adrift, chameleon world, full of conflicts and dangers, we urgently need solid values and guidance to anchor our lives. The Analects provides such an anchor, indeed.

Osaka Town - sort-of good, but not great

Much as I love to devour anything Japanese (as readers of my blog, all three of you, might remember), I’m sad to say that most of the Japanese fare I get, especially those in the town areas, have been underwhelming, to say the least. Priced higher than the fare you get in neighbourhood malls but not as exhorbitantly as the authentic fine-dining Japanese restaurants, the quality of the foods have also been somewhat middling.

Osaka Town, located at the basement of Raffles City Shopping Centre at City Hall MRT station, is one of them.

I had the Hayashi Omu Rice, which was an omelette wrapping fried rice and beef and topped with onion gravy. The initial tasting of the dish was delightful. The omelette was fragrant, the rice was well-done with just the right texture, the beef was soft and chewy and the gravy was thick and intense. After a while, though, the general gastronomic oomph of the combination started to become overwhelming and the gravy left a distinctly salty (and cheap-tasting) aftertaste.

A friend of mine had the chicken cutlet curry omu rice (which the main ingredients for should be apparent) and it was a mixed bag of reactions. The curry had a disconcerting sour tinge but the taste was surprisingly still strong and delicious. The chicken was on the bland side and oily but the batter was light and crispy.

The bowls of soup that came along with our meals were so nondescript and lacking in a single strong flavour (although it has a strong Campbell feel) that we had to ask the waitress what they were and, even after being informed that we were drinking mushroom soup, we still had trouble confirming it. 

Another friend who went with me had the butter scallops, miso soup and a bowl of rice. The butter scallops were a tad hard but tasted decent (perhaps by virtue of the butter?) and the black fungus that garnished it went very well with the sauce that drenched the dish. The miso soup, like most of the gravies for the other dishes, were too salty for our tastes. 

Still, despite the fluctuating standards of the food, the service at the outlet was top-par and all the personnel who served us were friendly and knowledgeable about their products. While the food might be slightly hit-or-miss, the portions were definitely filling (so much so that none of us could finish our meals) and, for the price that each of us paid (slightly over $12), it was pretty worth it.

Osaka Town definitely won’t set the Japanese cuisine world on fire but it’s a decent outing for those looking for some grub in expensive City Hall.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars

Osaka Town
252 North Bridge Road
#B1-72/73/74 Raffles City Shopping Centre

Tel: +65 6336 5363

Operating Hours: 11.30am – 10pm

Aviva Ironman 70.3 Singapore 2010

Today is the 4th year Singapore is hosting Aviva Ironman 70.3.  I was worried that the rainy season would affect the race. My worries are uncalled for. Since morning, the weather has been perfect for the Ironman competition.

A full Ironman triathlon consists of 2.4 miles (3.86 km) Swim, 112 miles (180.25 km) Bike and 26 miles 385 yards (42.195 km) Run.  The individual category is difficult to complete on its own, imagine putting all three sports together and completing it one after another, this is the ultimate challenge for a triathlete.

The Aviva Ironman 70.3 is considered a half Ironman as the distances covered for each category is halved - 1.2 miles (1.9 km) Swim, 56 miles (90 km) Bike and 13.1 miles (21.1 km) Run.  The total distance of the entire race adds up to 70.3 miles, which is how the name came about. 

The race costs S$375, fee includes a carbo dinner and a post race banquet.

On Friday, all participants gathered for a carbo-loading dinner at East Coast Park.  Participants had the opportunity to meet the 2009 Ironman world champion Craig Alexander for an autograph session.  It was also a great opportunity to meet and network with the fellow triathletes.

On Saturday, participants are expected to check in their beloved bikes till they meet again the next morning.

Sunday - THE DAY! The race started with the first wave of swimmers at 7.10am. 

Bike is next. The most demanding portion of the bike route is the Benjamin Sheares Bridge.  Having to run the slope is already painful, let alone riding past it!

After completed the two categories, the next and final category is 21 km run.  By then, the legs were already very tired, many might even experienced cramps.

A band was given to each participant who completed 1 round.  Participants are required to complete 3 rounds totalling 21.1km. 

Congrats! Upon completion of the race, participants received a collector’s item – the finisher’s tee.  Many would dream of owning one. The value of it far exceeds a LV or Montblanc.

After a long and tiring race, participants can finally reward themselves with a buffet meal, replenishing all the energy and fluids. 

As I stood at the finishing point, cheering participants that ran passed, I was deeply touched by the scene.  My eyes went teary for I can feel for them.  Having completed the 42km Marathon myself, I know how much tougher this race can be, and I salute each and every one of these participants.  They are an inspiration to me.  I wish I can cross this finishing point someday.

Who will go through in the UEFA Champions League?

With some mouth watering champions league quarter finals coming up this late March and early April, I’m pretty sure there are a lot guys showing off their soccer knowledge with their friends and buddies! Now why not post it here on the blog and let the whole Singapore see it?

Can Captain Fabregas take the lead and kick champions Barcelona out?

UEFA Champions League QF 2010!

Lyon v Bordeaux
Bayern Munich v Manchester United
Arsenal v Barcelona
Inter Milan v CSKA Moscow

Rooney will be key to United’s quest for the third Champions Title!

Sure enough, there are people going against the odds and proudly assuring that defending champions Barcelona will have a tough time against under achieving English team Arsenal, and Chelsea lovers supporting the almost impossible task of CSKA Moscow’s progress against Italian giants Inter Milan (whom kicked the blues out last week! YAY!), now let your arrogance show in this blog entry, and see who has the last laugh…

I’m so sure I will....

Here are my picks!
Bordeaux will outshine fellow french club Lyon.
Manchester United to kill off the German’s weak defense.
Arsenal to progress through penalties.
Inter to salvage the Italian’s pride(if there are any left).

The Best And Worst Marriage Proposals

Just received another wedding invite today. Everybody’s freaking getting married!

Even though I’ve recently been booted back out into the realm of singlehood… I shall not be sour grapes or bitter about it. Instead, I will share with you my favourite ideas for marriage proposals.. and hope that it will be of some use to you.

But before we get to the best proposal ideas… let’s look at the worst ones first.

Holly Jean’s Top 5 WORST Proposals (notice I picked the same colour as poo)

5: Ripping off someone else’s proposal idea, especially one she already knew about. Or picking some cliche spot like the Botanical Gardens, Sunset on the beach at Sentosa, on a cruise… the void deck of your block (well, it might as well be!)

4: Just proposing after dinner. Especially if it’s just some normal everyday dinner, or a dinner she’s paid for (!)

3: One of the worst proposals I heard of was when this guy proposed to his long time girlfriend… she was over the moon and of course said YES! and asked him what made him finally pop the question, and he answered- “Well, I thought that after 4 years, it’s either I shit, or get off the toilet.”

2: At the apex of a thrill ride (e.g. just as the roller coaster is about to plunge). Yes, give her two shocks simultaneously, why don’t you.

1: Not proposing at all. This may happen because you think you’re some kind of new age stud who can do away with such machismo bullshit OR you’re just lazy OR you’re afraid of rejection OR worst of all, you take for granted that she will marry you, get a flat with you, have your children, and listen to you snore for the next 50 years.

Holly Jean’s Top 5 BEST Proposals

5: On a nice cool breezy night, look into her eyes , sing her a special song before you get down on one knee

4: On a normal evening, when she least expects it, and you’re playing your favourite game together, for instance, mine is Scrabble.... while it’s your turn, casually place letters on the board spelling out “Will You Marry me”.

3: Jump from an airplane: while being in air you probably will not be able to hear one another, but when you arrive back on the ground it can be the perfect moment to pull out the diamond ring and kneel down on one knee. (please take off all goggles and helmets first)

2: Time it to coincide with a solar eclipse or an asteroid passing earth or something. Have a blanket on top of a hill, lie there together watching the sky for the moment, make it a night to remember.

1: Arrange a short romantic vacation. On the first night, place a long stemmed rose on her pillow, tie a ribbon around it and at the end of it, have a tag that has a picture of you two at the beginning of your relationship and label it “The Past”. The next night, do the same thing, but the picture has to be a recent one and the label says “The Present”. On the final night, after she falls asleep, place a long stemmed rose on her pillow, and tie a ribbon around it, at the end of the ribbon, tie the diamond ring and Label this one “The Future”. Please don’t have sleep in your eye or morning breath at this point in time, when she wakes up to discover the third rose. And PLEASE don’t still be asleep at this point.

Shit. I actually like my number 1 proposal very much!!!! Now maybe you will benefit from my idea. But whatever you do, make sure she doesn’t find out that you ripped the idea off me. And don’t tell me about it either, as it would only depress me. I would make an excellent Boyfriend if I were not born a girl.

Remember: The best marriage proposals are the ones which have been given effort and thought. It shouldn’t be all extravagant and meant to glorify yourself and show others what a great guy you are, that’s insincere. And do NOT pick an ugly ring… shows that not only do you not know her taste, but you have no taste yourself.

good luck!

Get to the race before it’s too late

Have you missed a race event that you’ve always wanted to participate? Or being too late to register for it?

Here’s a link which lists the races in Singapore for the entire year Calendar of Events

Some upcoming events:

March 21, 2010
Aviva Ironman 70.3 Singapore 2010
Catch trialetes pushing themselves to the limit with 1.9km Swim, 90.1km Bike adn 21.1km Run.

March 27, 2010
The Amazing Kidney Race 2010
Targetted at students in the primary and secondary level, The Amazing Kidney Race is similar to The Amazing Race.

March 28, 2010
CitiSpa & Mizuno Power Run
Only for the ladies! Categories include 5km and 10km.

NUS Biathlon 2010
Biathlon consisting of 800m Swim and 5km Run which only the students and staff belonging to the tertiary institutions can participate.

Saw any race that interests you? Sign up before it’s too late!

How to escape a bad date

So you turn up for a date, full of hope and expectations… and then realise that your date is ugly , or maybe she talks too much, or reminds you too much of your mother or whatever it is that is a deal breaker for you.

You’re already there. You cannot cancel. But you would rather get circumcised without anaesthetic than have to sit through the whole date with her.

Well guys, I have your ticket out of that bad date that I assure you is much less painful.

10. Play Up Your Feminine Side
Compliment her on her dress, and then smile eagerly and say, “Do they make it in my size?”

9. Let Her Smell Your Genitals

Just casually put hand down your pants and leave it there. When you catch her looking at what you’re doing, pull your hand out, stretch across and place your hand in front of her nose and ask, “Does this smell odd to you?”

8. Be annoying
You can do this by countering every behaviour of hers with an equally annoying behaviour on your part. If she has a high pitch nasal voice which grates at you, the start speaking with an odd and exaggerated accent. If she talks on and on non-stop, then start blowing your nose on the table cloth.

7. Flirt With The Waitress

Tell the waitress that she’s very pretty, and then half way through dinner, let your date catch you winking at the waitress.

6.Create a Sudden Crisis
Simply pick up your phone and pretend to answer it or check your voicemail and then exclaim, “Oh my god! The test results came out! It’s positive!!!”

5. Feign Death
If none of the above steps has sent her running yet, then pretend to die and land your face straight in your food. Keep very very still and silent. Stay in position until she has walked off because she can no longer take the embarrassment.

4. Pull a Houdini

Excuse yourself to go use the restroom. You move quickly to the chosen distraction, pause for a few seconds and then continue straight out the door. In order for this technique to work, you must make sure that the route from the restroom to the main door doesn’t require walking past your date.

3. The Excuse
For this technique to work, your acting skills must be moderately better than Jack Neo’s at the last press conference. Pick up your phone and pretend to talk to your boss. When you put the phone down, tell you date politely that something important came up, you’re so sorry but you have to cut the evening short.

2. Be Honest
Memorise this standard line - “You’re really [insert random good quality here], but I don’t feel that we’re right for each other.”

1. Save What You Can
If you could not pull off any of my top 9 techniques, and find yourself waking up the next morning right next to your bad date.... don’t wake her up. Just chew your arm off and run!

Disclaimer: If it goes wrong, and she’s a nutter, then all the teachniques above might end up making her like you more. Too bad, not my fault!

Beckham out of World Cup

David Beckham was in tears on Sunday night when his dream of being the first England player to appear in four World Cups was wrecked after he suffered a ruptured achilles tendon.

The former England captain limped to the touchline during AC Milan’s 1-0 win over Chievo and he was reported to have said ‘It’s broken, it’s broken’ as he came off.

He will have surgery in Finland today, but the injury is so severe Beckham already knows he will not be going to South Africa with his country this summer for a competition that would have given him the chance to close in on goalkeeper Peter Shilton’s international appearance record of 125 caps. He is currently on 115.

The AC Milan doctor said last night that Beckham would be out for between five and eight months, and the fear must be that not only his England days but his career may be over. The news amounts to another massive setback for national manager Fabio Capello, who was determined to select Beckham in his 23-man squad.

While the 34-year-old is no longer an automatic choice for the starting line-up, Capello saw him as an alternative to the quick wingers he prefers and someone who has a positive influence in the dressing room.

Only last week Beckham proved his value at the League game against Manchester United at Old Trafford. Milan were comprehensively beaten 4-0 on the night, and 7-2 on aggregate, by the English champions but Beckham emerged as their most effective player.

His commitment to playing at the World Cup has been admirable. Conscious that his England place was under threat while an LA Galaxy player, he completed a loan move to Milan for the last two winters in a bid to satisfy Capello.

That he has succeeded in remaining a member of the Italian’s squad reflects well on him but this injury will raise questions over whether he is a victim of playing an essentially year-long season.

Returning to the starting line-up after Milan’s loss to United last night, Beckham had also been treated for a deep cut to his right cheek early in the first half following a collision.

Milan team-mate Ignazio Abate said after the game: “He was in tears. He didn’t say very much.”

Milan coach Leonardo added: “He felt the muscle begin to come up, which is a typical symptom when you break an achilles’ tendon. This is a real blow.”

But Adriano Galliani, Milan’s vice-president responsible for transfers offered Beckham some hope for the future. He said: “I saw him really suffering. In the changing room I hugged him and told him that if he wants he can join us next year, too.”

Fernando Torres ready to quit Liverpool

LIverpool manager Rafa Benitez has withdrawn his ‘guarantee’ of a top-four finish this season as he fights to keep his job at Anfield - and hang on to star striker Fernando Torres.

Benitez begins a crucial week against Portsmouth tomorrow, with growing boardroom disenchantment about a dismal campaign which has seen the club fail to mount a Premier League title challenge and get knocked out of the Champions League group stages.

Now, in an interview in his native Spain, Torres has demanded that the financially strapped club sign five new players in the summer, hinting that failure to challenge for the biggest prizes will force him to consider his future at Anfield.

Torres told Spanish newspaper AS yesterday: ‘The really important thing is that the club make a big effort and bring in important players, who will improve the quality of the squad.

‘We need four or five top-class players to compete, who will make us grit our teeth and do everything we can to try to keep our places.

‘Without reinforcements next year we will once again be fighting to be fourth. I want to fight next year to win the Premier League, to win the Champions League or the Europa League, but for this there have to be signings.’

Questioned about his future, Torres said: ‘I have three more years on my contract. I owe Liverpool many things and I’m very happy here. The fans have treated me like one of their own, but I’m going to think about my future. The club deserve to get back to winning [trophies] but right now that is far off. The fans are worried about players leaving.’

Liverpool face Portsmouth, Lille and Manchester United this week and Benitez’s bold statement in December that he would ‘guarantee we finish in the top four’ is in danger of backfiring on the Spaniard. Liverpool are currently outside a Champions League berth after losing to Wigan and last night back-tracking Benitez said: ‘I will have to guarantee now that we will work as hard as we did in our last game against Lille.

‘It doesn’t matter what people think about what I said before. The main thing is that we have to perform, win games, and try to be in the top four.’

That is the bare minimum for Torres, who is wanted by Manchester City and Barcelona. Benitez fears he may be sacked in the summer. He needs to win Liverpool’s next three games to keep the club’s season alive, including overturning a 1-0 first-leg deficit against Lille on Thursday to reach the Europa League quarter-finals.

Questioned about his future, Benitez said: ‘We are already working, preparing things for next year. So, hopefully, it will be okay.’

But failure to finish in the top four would have huge financial implications for the club and would almost certainly mean they cannot bring in the top players requested by Torres.

Equally worryingly is the continued disappointing form of captain Steve Gerrard, so often the team’s talisman. He has not been exempt from criticism inside Anfield after falling behind his normal high standards for most of the season.

Defender Daniel Agger is among those honest enough to accept the club could now finish outside a Champions League spot. He said: ‘The fans have a right to expect Liverpool to be in the top four. A big club like Liverpool should be in the top four every year. As long as we have a chance we have to keep believing.’

Landon Donovan confirms Everton spell is over as he focuses on LA Galaxy

Landon Donovan says there is no chance of Everton extending his loan spell, so he will go back to Los Angeles today, but he wants to play for the Merseyside club again in the future.

Everton had been trying to keep LA Galaxy star Donovan and were hoping that a potential players’ strike in the MLS would keep him at Goodison Park.

But Donovan, who played his final Everton game on Saturday at Birmingham, is focusing on the MLS season – which starts in a fortnight.
Everton’s Landon Donovan

‘Everton have made it clear they wanted me to stay but I have to respect my team in LA,’ said Donavan. ‘I am the captain there and it would send the wrong message not to go back.

‘I would consider coming back. I could never have imagined it would go this well. But I am a member of the Galaxy and I have signed a new deal there. It is a team I love playing for and I am so excited to get back there.

‘But my guess would be that if I ever come back to the Premier League, it would be to this club.’

Villa interested in United keeper Kuszcak

Aston Villa are weighing up a move for Manchester United goalkeeper Tomasz Kuszczak.

The Pole wants more game time and Villa want competition for 39- year-old Brad Friedel and his compatriot Brad Guzan.

The 27-year-old has made less than 30 Premier League appearances for United since joining United in the summer of 2006.

And he also faces competition from Ben Foster, who manager Sir Alex Ferguson has tipped to be the future England No 1.

He did play for United in this season’s Carling Cup final victory over Villa.

Kuszczak, who is contracted until 2012, admitted: I don’t t know how much longer I can stay on the bench.

‘I have waited for four years and I enjoy my time here, but maybe I need to change it.’

Drogba is the African Footballer of the Year

This year’s CAF awards comes in the wake of the tragedy at Angola and Togo’s subsequent suspension giving a somewhat farcical quality to the announcements. The CAF president, Issa Hayatou as has already been established does not seem to live in reality. But more on the awards, especially the crown title.

Didier Drogba got a handy birthday gift when he was crowned African Footballer of the Year. This is his second time winning the honour having previously won in 2006. Drogba was instrumental in Ivory Coast’s World Cup qualification scoring five goals.

One of the criteria used is the player’s charisma and influence. There is no doubt that Drogba occupies a special place in the hearts of Cote D’Ivoirians, a vocal activist for unity, bringing together that fractious country. As captain of the national squad, he is very involved in operational aspects, for e.g., coaching decisions.

When the national association made contact with Guus Hiddink to ascertain his interest in coaching the team, Drogba took the initiative making a personal request to his ex-boss.

This aspect seems to have proved influential in winning him the title over the other front runner Samuel Eto’o, a three time winner but who has none of Drogba’s off field dynamism. Last year’s winner Emmanuel Adebayor was not even considered.

He also beat out his Chelsea team mate, Ghana’s Michael Essien, the Susan Lucci of nominations having never won. The other two nominees were Barcelona’s Seydou Keita (Mali) and Yaya Toure (Ivory Coast) rounding out the dominance of the European leagues. Only Mohamed Aboutrika in recent years has broken that mold with his Al Ahly and Egypt exploits. He is also the only one outside the West Africa stranglehold.

Drogba gained from the the World Cup qualifying countries that had no footballer of the year nominees. South Africa, Nigeria, and Algeria gave him their maximum three votes.

He also was the candidate of choice from wider swaths of Africa whereas Eto’o benefited from more North African countries. Essien landed up as mostly third choice nominee after countries split their vote between Drogba and Eto’o. A number of sub Saharan countries went for Keita and Toure. A notable exception was Sudan who gave no votes to the two front runners dividing their votes between Keita, Toure, and Essien.

Drogba was not around in Accra to receive his award. Instead it was picked up by an Ivory Coast Football Federation official. 

Decent Western food, coffeeshop style, at Astons Express

Despite their recent drop in quality and pretty high prices, I’ve always liked Botak Jones. Other than the novelty of (supposedly) restaurant-styled Western food in coffeeshops at lowered prices, I like their main dishes and their fries with con carne. So, when I heard that another Western heavyweight, Aston’s, was opening up coffeeshop franchises, I quickly went down to the nearest one at Jurong East for a try.

I’ve heard a lot of good things about Astons (and seen the never-ending queue at The Cathay’s outlet) and, while I’ve never eaten at their swankier, non-coffeeshop outlets, I was hoping it would prove to be somewhat good. While not all their dishes were big hits, I must say I wasn’t too disappointed.

I had the grilled fish meal, with pasta salad and potato salad as my two choices of side dishes. I really liked the fish a lot. It was grilled to perfect, with a crisp batter encasing soft, warm fish meat and it tasted just right, not too salty. The gravy was a tasteful complement to the dish and it never felt overwhelming or too heavy.

The side dishes too, were a delight. Not only does Astons Express (the coffeeshop line) offer up a whole slew of side dishes, the sides were huge in quantity and, rather than tasting like some afterthought just to pad the dish, they were both really good and made it a bang for the buck.

My friends’ orders, though, weren’t as good. One’s teriyaki chicken’s sauce was basically just BBQ sauce and, while not bad, tasted distinctly average. Another friend’s order of chargrilled chicken was also similar run-of-the-mill, not terrible but similar to what one might expect from a school canteen standard.

Still, though, while their dishes weren’t gastronomical treats, they were still perfunctory and, at less than $7 per person (which is a far cry from Botak Jones’ dishes, most of which go beyond the $10 mark) inclusive of the generous servings of the excellent side dishes, were definitely worth the money. Also, while I didn’t try it personally, I saw some others in the coffeeshop eating the burgers from here and they looked huge and pretty sumptuous.

So, for those who are looking for cheap, decent Western fare and don’t mind having to dine at a coffeeshop, you can try Astons Express.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

Astons Express
Jurong East St 13 Blk 134 #01-309 Stall 7
(Jurong Cafe)
Tel : 6569 1882
Operating Hours: 11am to 10pm daily

Neo hits Jackpot with wife

Few would deny that Jack Neo is one hell of a lucky guy.

Amidst a successive string of women spilling beans on his extramarital dalliances, his obvious betrayal of the sacred marriage vows they took and the trust she and their children placed on him, his wife of 27 years, Mdm Irene Khng still stands by him, forgives his infidelity, and declares her unwavering support and love.

This is notwithstanding that there’s a possibility he will be a condemned public figure and that he may never be able to put his professional career back on track again.

These days which woman in her right mind would stand by a fallen man especially one who has publicly humiliated her with his indiscretions. She might have done it for the kids but it was telling in her public statements and appearances that she obviously loved her husband, and that piece of love was a huge driving force behind her decision.

For Jack to have found a woman who loves him so unconditionally, that ‘s even harder than striking 4D.

Many of us have prayed and hoped that at some point in our lives, we would strike it big and win the jackpot prize. But in reality, when we look harder at the people and situations around us, some of us might have already struck jackpot – when we’re blessed with a loving and faithful husband, or a kind and supportive boss.

What’s all this fuss over a cheating Jack Neo?

Cheating husbands (and wives for that matter) are a dime a dozen all over the world. Recent newspaper headlines of American and English sports personalities’ sex trysts, Romanian diplomat dallying with married Korean woman, and Taiwanese showhost’s wife’s rendezvous with a younger man, etc are clear tell-tale signs that sordid tales lurk behind matrimonial doors of local personalities/celebrities.

Closer to the heartlands, haven’t we heard countless stories of someone’s husband sleeping with willing women on overseas working trips, a married woman having an affair with her colleague or boss, or a grandpa ‘helping’ himself to the family maid?  I have not only heard such stories, but also personally witnessed some of these shameful events unfolding in the lives of good friends and distant relatives.

And in all the cases I came across, the cheating husband invariably begs for forgiveness and is eventually forgiven. The long-suffering wife stoicly accepts the husband’s infidelity, promptly shields the family (from shame) and return to life-as-normal, While the third party drifts away quietly, downtrodden, and defeated.

In the Asian context, such a scenario comes almost naturally after the discovery of an affair. Afterall, men are expected to ‘sow wild oats’, while women are expected to make sacrifices to keep families together, and mistresses, otherwise known as ‘vixens’ are to be banished and ne’er to be mentioned again.

So, at the end of the day, what’s all this big fuss over Jack Neo’s infidelity?

He won’t be the only nor last sensational case of cheating spouse in Singapore. And neither will his wife, Irene be the only barometer of magnanimity and graciousness of forgiving wives.

When wives and society condone infidelity, the men “must be stupid” to turn away any offer of the forbidden fruit – when they come with nary a price!

Jack Neo’s Wife Should Seek Revenge

I’d sooner poke both his eyes out than close any of my eyes!

I know some women do it for the greater good (to maintain harmony within the family, etc), but honestly, someone who cheats on you does not deserve your pity or respect or feigned ignorance. You can close both your eyes if you want, but your children are not blind. They will see what’s going on and they will learn. Is this what you want to teach them? That infidelity is ok?

To anyone who has ever been hurt (whether it’s a cheating spouse or whatever).
It helps to hate the one who hurt you… makes you move on to better things faster.

But I find that the best solace comes from revenge. Don’t you?

Why just wish for someone to be miserable as you cry yourself to sleep at night? Actions speak louder than words, actions are the crux to makings things a reality.

I think infidelity is unacceptable in a relationship (and marriage!)… or at least like that army saying goes.. you can do anything, just don’t get caught! (something like that right?)

Let’s play scenarios here. Let’s say… you’re a girl and you find out your boyfriend has been secretive about his whereabouts… not because he was planning a nice surprise for you but maybe because he was actually at a sleazy place with cheap 3rd world GROs. Who you gonna call? *Cue Ghost Busters theme song*

[well… you could call me(or email)… I’m more than happy to help bust some balls]

Or you can just follow my 3 Strike Guide:

Everyone makes mistakes, so forgive and forget. But of course, don’t just turn a blind eye. Make it clear that you do not stand for what he has chosen to do.

Allow this only ONCE. If a repeat of similar shit crops up somewhere down the line… proceed to strike 2.

Get EVEN. Remember.. key word here is even. Make him feel the same betrayal you felt. Yes, some people call this spite… but I see it as helping someone to understand what it feels like to have a taste of his/her own medicine.
(I know it’s hard to be exactly even, but do try to get it in the ballpark)

And yet, if that doesn’t work. I suggest you stop wasting your time on them. Not before you make your last hit, of course.

Revenge. You got to hit where it will hurt… most. No point setting his house on fire when you know damn well that he has a kick ass insurance policy or the house isn’t even his. (You should also try not to do things which might get you in trouble with the law.) No point bringing your best pals on a shopping spree with his atm/nets card when you know his daddy’s rich and the money’s not his.
Going back to the Sleaze Boyfriend Scenario: This is what I would do. Let’s say your BF has a respectable position at work (of course most people have this.. otherwise you wouldn’t date them.. now would you??… joking!) .. you should plaster his office building with pictures of him and his “respectable friends” at the sleaze place with his face clearly shown. Then for good measure, list his full name, job title, and a short write up about this after dark activity of his. * The Internet and announcement page in the newspapers is a good way for spreading this useful information as well (if you’re that intent on causing grievous harm).

*Remember- as long as it’s the truth and you have evidence, you will win the defamation suit. 

oh… I think I should warn you.. that although revenge helps you to move on, and very often feel better… do remember that AN EYE FOR AN EYE ONLY LEADS TO MORE BLINDNESS

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What do you think? Does revenge make you feel better?

Love to Ride?

Over the weekends, I went to support my friends at the OCBC Race 2010, a cycling event which attracted approximately 9000 cyclists over two days.

My bus made a detour as many of the roads were blocked.  On a Sunday morning, I was thrilled to see Nicoll Highway car-free and cyclists riding on the road carefree! It was early in the morning but I was awakened by the sound of the bikes racing past.  Witnessing a race always brings me excitement as though I am a participant myself.  I wanted to do this race someday, I told myself.

I finally found my friends amidst the crowd at F1 Pit Building, the start and end point.  They did not look like they have already ridden 40km, they still look fresh! I snapped a picture of their bikes, take a look. The left which is entry level costs approximately S$1.5K while the right costs about S$5K.  Whether you are a beginner or an enthusiast, you will be able to find a comfortable distance to participate – 20km, 40km and 50km.  Kids have their own category of 5km too.  Even if you do not own a bike, bike rental services is readily available.  There is even a category for tricycle!

Something caught my eyes before I made my way home, Ben & Jerry’s!  After a long ride, happy food makes it all worthwhile. 

Fork-pitching infidelity

What a year. We’re barely burnt through the first quarter, and already we’re rocked by a series of spouse-cheating celebrities. Hungry editors command their underlings to scour the field, picking morsels of two men’s infidelity, and fleshing it into a monstrous story that’s part fact, part speculation, and part fantasy.

Sure, we know that Jack Neo admitted to his moon-lighting habits, but I’m seriously doubtful about all those sordid details about the steaming-hot bodily actions in the car; I mean, how would those journalists know? It’s not like they were already on the stake-out before the mistress gave them the tip-off.

However, I applaud the exposure, not only for the healing and forgiveness process to start, but also for the immense entertainment value the scandal has brought to our country. Seriously, we get sick of reading about balls-less foreign diplomats who aren’t man enough to return to Singapore to be investigated. At least the Tiger has the guts to know that he has let down his family. But I digress. Certain irresponsible Romanian ex-diplomats really does get the blood within the kettle.

The Jack Neo scandal has really brought a lot of life to my office. Where previously people worked in silence at their workstations, I can hear the occasional snide remark sneak out from some random cubicle. Regardless of whether it’s right or wrong, there’s no way I can deny its entertainment value.

Now I know, some bloggers have called for us to stop partaking in the gossip, because it’s none of our business. On the contrary, I feel that it’s our business. Having watched Jack’s numerous movies, as well as his comedy stint many years back, we’ve come to know him as a celebrity; albeit one who makes movies laden with a huge load of morals. It is plainly ironic then, for him to act contrary to what he preaches. Of course, couple this with our human tendencies to follow celebrity stories like starved hounds, it’s no wonder the media spends so much time time on this scoop. Along with the fame and fortune comes the unrelenting spotlight. It comes with the territory — you can hardly be called famous without causing a ripple of gawkers everywhere you go — Jack and Tiger now know the consequences of their fame first hand.

I know, it’s a curse: living your life according to the expectations of other people. What if you really believed that it should be all right to have 6 or 7 wives? It seems unfair to be hamstrung by the public opinion. Then again, both men were the ones whom have made themselves out to be wholesome, morally upright people adhering to social conventions of the basic family nucleus, so isn’t it reasonable for the people to take to their reputations with a pitchfork when their actions reveal their hypocrisy?

Right now, Tiger Woods has made his apology, and Jack Neo is rumoured to be planning to do the same in the coming days. It does sound ridiculous, apologising to a face of strangers; it’s as if we were planning on patting his back, and telling him that we forgive him. I don’t think they’re counting on that though. It’s more likely that the purpose of apology is to get the media and public attention off their backs, so that they can go back into the shadows to do their real amends… the actual healing of their relationships. I don’t need to explain the entire situation to make my point clear. Remember Edison Chen?

Look Like The Innocent Flower

...But Be The Serpent Under It

For my very first post in this portal, I’d like to share my favourite Shakespeare quote with you.

Look Like The Innocent Flower, But Be The Serpent Under’t

This is my mantra in life. I’d like to get it tattoed on me (but I can’t figure out where to put it, I already have one on my shoulder).

In life, it’s ok to look innocent, unassuming and sweet but always make sure that inside, you are MORE than that. I’m not saying that you should be evil or have a cut-throat mentality… but when it comes to Appearance vs. Reality, always aim to be more than meets the eye.

That is how I live my life. I’m happy to be able to do what I love in life (writing and blogging) and I move to the beat of my own drum. Although none of this came easy for me, I’m proud to say that I’m happy with this path that I’m on now. I still make some really bad decisions in life, but every decision I make, good or bad, I learn something new about myself and about life. That’s just how it is.

I love fashion, beauty, animals, Men, and am always keen to try new things in life. I also love to travel. I just got back from Bali 2 hours ago! It was a fab little holiday.

When I got back, as I was going to unpack, my puppy Lola jumped straight into my luggage, as if to say - You’re not leaving me behind again!

I look forward to sharing with you my opinions and many new adventures in life. And although you may not agree with everything I do or say, I do hope that I could perhaps give you a different perspective on life, or at the very least… entertain you.  And who knows, maybe I’ll even make a friend in you.

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Stay lean, exercise and eat right

Lose weight, stay lean and exercise every day—these are some of the most effective ways to keep cancer away from your life.

No, it’s not me but the experts who said it. Assoc Prof Koh Woon Puay, Department of Community, Occupational and Family Medicine, the National University of Singapore, quotes from a report on cancer prevention by the American Institute for Cancer Research and the World Cancer Research Fund. They found that a third of cancer cases could be avoided by adopting a healthy lifestyle of eating right and exercising.

She says the evidence scientists around the world have gathered is pretty convincing—carrying excess body fat increases risk for several cancers including that of the colon, the oesophagus and the uterus as well as post-menopausal breast cancer.

More Singaporeans getting cancer

From 2002-2006, there were 43,000 reported cases in Singapore, more than double those in the 1960s. Chinese are 1.5 to 2 times more likely to be hit by cancer than Indians or Malays.

Lifestyle factors account for the rising number of cases. Some causes are well established, such as smoking, heavy alcohol consumption, radiation and viruses. Being overweight, not eating right and not exercising are factors that we can change.

What you can do

One of America’s top healthcare organisations, the Mayo Clinic, offers the following steps you should follow:

Lose weight through exercise: Being overweight or obese may increase your risk of cancers of the breast, colon, esophagus, kidney, stomach and uterus.  Physical activity can help you avoid obesity by controlling your weight. Physical activity on its own may also lower your risk of cancers of the breast, colon, prostate and uterus.

Try to be physically active for 30 minutes or more on most days of the week. Once you achieve that goal, adding more exercise to your day may reduce your risk of certain cancers further.

Your exercise sessions can include such low-key activities as brisk walking, climbing stairs or even ballroom dancing. Safe exercise programmes are available for just about everyone.

Eat 5 or more servings of fruits and vegetables each day: A diet high in fruits and vegetables has been linked to a reduced risk of cancers of the colon, esophagus, lung and stomach.

Eat less meat: High-fat diets tend to be higher in calories and may increase the risk of overweight or obesity, which can, in turn, increase cancer risk.

Get immunised: Certain cancers are associated with viral infections that can be prevented with immunisations, such as Hepatitis B (risk of developing liver cancer) and Human Papillomavirus (HPV) that can lead to cervical cancer.

A thing or two about Holly Jean

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practise to deceive!

Romance and relationship are a funny business and we are always entangling ourselves, according to the great 19th Century novelist Sir Walter Scott (the chap who wrote Ivanhoe which was turned into a movie in 1952 starring the achingly beautiful Elizabeth Taylor).

For more proof on Singaporeans forever getting themselves entangled, you can always ask Jack Neo!

Holly Jean, Singapore’s sexiest blogger who is right now feeling much entangled in the web of B/Fs, ex-B/Fs, potential B/Fs and non-B/Fs (those men who are so pathetic that pretty girls consider their friendship as strictly platonic), will help you to un-entangle your entanglements (got it?). All topics under the torrid Singapore sun will be discussed by Holly in this new blog, devoted to loves, likes and loathes.

So send in your comments, mother-in-law advice, motherhood statements, whatever, to Holly.

Aftermath of Cable-Ski

Today is the third day since my cable-ski experience last Friday. My upper body is still aching.  I have difficulty pulling the door lever, dispensing soap, carry my bag, etc. The simple daily activities seem so hard to complete these couple of days.  My hands are still weak.

An hour of cable-ski costs me $32.  It is quite an expensive sport especially for beginners who are not familiar with the sport. Not much coaching given, just a couple of instructions and I am ready to go! Throughout that hour, the furthest I went was 200 meters.  So embarrassing!  I admit I was dejected and felt frustrated when I saw my friend completed rounds after rounds after his second try.  For me, I slipped just seconds after I start to cable-ski.  There are times when I felt like giving up.  But when I thought of the amount of money I paid for that hour, I bite the bullet and continued.

I was talking to a couple of experienced folks in between breaks and they commented that it was perfectly normal for beginners to slip in their first attempt.  Many had to go through hours of practice before they can cover a longer distance.  Perhaps I was expecting instructor to give guidance and personalized coaching.  However, I was pretty much left alone to trial and error.  Apparently, my trial and error just leads to more errors.  I never get a chance to complete even one round.

The ability to coordinate your arms and legs is important.  I thought as long as I followed the instructions like bending my knees, leaning my body backwards, holding the rope down, cable-ski would be a breeze.  I was so wrong.  It is a sport that requires a lot of perseverance and patience.  I could no longer remember how many tries I did within that hour and the distance never increased.  You gotta persevere!  What’s worse, the experienced ones take off from the same lane as I and I felt intimidated.  I wished I have a dedicated lane just for beginners.

Though I did not manage to go beyond 200 meters, I had heaps of fun with my friends as we laughed and encouraged one another.  I truly admire the folks that could cable-ski so gracefully.  It’s a sport that works out different set of muscles from my runs and swims. Though my whole body aches badly which spoils my weekend a little, cable-ski deserves a try. So go for it, cable-ski is a nice experience. My challenge is to complete one round in my next attempt.

Avenue Q - the musical

If you take a stroll down Shaftesbury Avenue after emerging from the Piccadilly Circus tube station in London, you’ll be bound to come across several West End theatres.

Each of these theatres host a certain performance, be it a musical, a play, or otherwise, and the stages in these theatres are specially adapted for the purpose. Usually, these theatres hold these performances for several months (or years), before moving on to a new one, when the public’s interest wanes.

Of course, there are some classical favourites. For example, the Queen’s Theatre has been hosting “Les Miserables” since April 2004, and the public has never tired of that musical. It’s not the same in Singapore, where even the longest running plays or musicals have an extremely short shelf life.

I’ve been to London recently, on a *cough* mathematical excursion, and I decided to watch “Avenue Q”, held at the Gielgud Theatre.

“Avenue Q” had been performed in Singapore by a Phillipine cast in 2008, and while they were certainly commendable, nothing can beat seeing the real thing in UK, especially with the specially constructed stages to give the musical its maximum effect.

Plus, you can even get memorabilia like this booklet, and a cd with the original soundtracks.

“Avenue Q” is simply put - Sesame Street gone bad. Imagine the lovely, cuddly Sesame Street characters in primary school. Now imagine them in adult form, facing the realities of life. The musical doesn’t hesitate to hit out at topics which are considered taboo and not politically correct, such as racism or homosexuality or pornography.

With an amazing cast of characters, the musical is extremely (to quote) pant-wettingly funny, and hilariously accurate. Furthermore, when the cast breaks the fourth wall during two songs - that is magnificent, and you can really not stop laughing.

The cast in order of importance and hilarity (photographed from the limited edition booklet, so might be a bit blurred)

Princeton, the main lead:

Kate Monster (Princeton’s love interest) and Nicky:

Rod, who is Nicky’s housemate:

Lucy, who gets in the way of Princeton and Kate:

Trekkie Monster (a more perverted version of Cookie Monster) and Christmas Eve, an ‘Oriental’ therapist:

Brian, who is Christmas Eve’s fiance:

Gary Coleman, the superintendent of Avenue Q:

The Bad Idea Bears, responsible for all the bad ideas:

Mrs T, the kindergarten teacher supervising Kate:

Overall, this is one of the best musicals - if you are mature enough to enjoy it - and hopefully it’ll be continuously shown in the Gielgud Theatre for many more days to come.

If you’re interested in hearing some of the musical songs, you can always check out Youtube: Here are several of what I feel are the best songs. Spoilers though:

Purpose: (sung by Princeton when trying to figure out his purpose in life)

Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist: (sung by the main cast to show that deep down, everyone’s a little bit racist, and that we call still get along)

Mix Tape: (sung by Kate and Princeton - with Kate wondering whether Princeton really likes her)

and

There’s a Fine, Fine Line: (Sung by Kate, when Princeton gets cold feet and leaves her)

Avenue Q - the musical

If you take a stroll down Shaftesbury Avenue after emerging from the Piccadilly Circus tube station in London, you’ll be bound to come across several West End theatres.

Each of these theatres host a certain performance, be it a musical, a play, or otherwise, and the stages in these theatres are specially adapted for the purpose. Usually, these theatres hold these performances for several months (or years), before moving on to a new one, when the public’s interest wanes.

Of course, there are some classical favourites. For example, the Queen’s Theatre has been hosting “Les Miserables” since April 2004, and the public has never tired of that musical. It’s not the same in Singapore, where even the longest running plays or musicals have an extremely short shelf life.

I’ve been to London recently, on a *cough* mathematical excursion, and I decided to watch “Avenue Q”, held at the Gielgud Theatre.

“Avenue Q” had been performed in Singapore by a Phillipine cast in 2008, and while they were certainly commendable, nothing can beat seeing the real thing in UK, especially with the specially constructed stages to give the musical its maximum effect.

Plus, you can even get memorabilia like this booklet, and a cd with the original soundtracks.

“Avenue Q” is simply put - Sesame Street gone bad. Imagine the lovely, cuddly Sesame Street characters in primary school. Now imagine them in adult form, facing the realities of life. The musical doesn’t hesitate to hit out at topics which are considered taboo and not politically correct, such as racism or homosexuality or pornography.

With an amazing cast of characters, the musical is extremely (to quote) pant-wettingly funny, and hilariously accurate. Furthermore, when the cast breaks the fourth wall during two songs - that is magnificent, and you can really not stop laughing.

The cast in order of importance and hilarity (photographed from the limited edition booklet, so might be a bit blurred)

Princeton, the main lead:

Kate Monster (Princeton’s love interest) and Nicky:

Rod, who is Nicky’s housemate:

Lucy, who gets in the way of Princeton and Kate:

Trekkie Monster (a more perverted version of Cookie Monster) and Christmas Eve, an ‘Oriental’ therapist:

Brian, who is Christmas Eve’s fiance:

Gary Coleman, the superintendent of Avenue Q:

The Bad Idea Bears, responsible for all the bad ideas:

Mrs T, the kindergarten teacher supervising Kate:

Overall, this is one of the best musicals - if you are mature enough to enjoy it - and hopefully it’ll be continuously shown in the Gielgud Theatre for many more days to come.

If you’re interested in hearing some of the musical songs, you can always check out Youtube: Here are several of what I feel are the best songs. Spoilers though:

Purpose: (sung by Princeton when trying to figure out his purpose in life)

Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist: (sung by the main cast to show that deep down, everyone’s a little bit racist, and that we call still get along)

Mix Tape: (sung by Kate and Princeton - with Kate wondering whether Princeton really likes her)

and

There’s a Fine, Fine Line: (Sung by Kate, when Princeton gets cold feet and leaves her)

Wendy’s Singapore - should have just stayed away

As a kid growing up in Singapore, I have vague memories of eating at Wendy’s (along with something called Denny’s. Were they ‘siblings’ or something?) and when I was in New York a couple of years back I had a quick burger there. Remembering it fondly, I headed down to the newly opened outlet at Lao Pa Sat, the first franchise stall on local shores in over ten years.

Alas, like Dunkin’ Donuts (which was another return of a huge franchise), I was thoroughly disappointed.

I had the grilled chicken burger, which looked tasty on the menu, but turned out to be overcooked, bland and the pattie was so hard I’m pretty sure I could break someone’s head with it. The overall effect was so lacklustre (reminiscent of those school canteen attempts at burgers) that I could barely force myself to finish it. And it wasn’t like it was large or anything.

The fries were equally disappointing. While they looked promising (with the crispy, golden texture of Long John Silver fries), they were utterly unsalted and devoid of any taste. Plus, they got soggy really fast.

In an attempt to add some semblance of healthy eating to my meal, I ordered their Caesar’s salad. While it was decent and provided some much-needed fibre, it wasn’t anything out of the ordinary and tasted like something you could get from any supermarket (for about half the price).

Perhaps the only saving grace of the meal was their cheesy cheese baked potato, which was the only tasty thing on my tray. The texture of the potato was just right and the cheese, which wasn’t overwhelming, complimented it perfected. I wouldn’t head all the way to Lao Pa Sat just for it, though.

The price range of the items at Wendy’s are around the same as, say, Macdonalds or KFC (my meal cost me approximately $13 as I shared my potato and salad) but the food nowhere even near as good.

Until more outlets open in Singapore (and I heard there are plans for many) and the standard gets better, I’d advise everyone to stay away, at all cost. You’d find more pleasure (at probably cheaper costs) at any other more established fastfood outlet across the island.

Rating: 1 out of 5 stars (for the potato)

Wendy’s Singapore
18 Raffles Quay
Lau Pa Sat Festival Market

Opening Hours: 7:30am-10pm daily

How to talk to a pretty woman

Are you tongue-tied when you meet Miss Singapore Rachel Kum (picture above)? Do you get all jumpy and nervy like a cat on a hot tin roof whenever you try to socialise with members of the opposite sex, especially those as pretty as Rachel?

It’s time to improve your networking skills.

Jennifer Yeo, founder of Heart2Heart Connect, a dating agency, observes many single men jeopardised their chances of finding a partner because they did not show tact and consideration for others, such as dressing appropriately, being punctual and breaking the ice with friendly chat.

Take Eugene, a bald, plump man in his late 30s with average looks who is a regular attendee at Jennifer’s speed dating and networking sessions for singles. He is usually 40-45 minutes late for the event. When he arrives, he looks lost and quickly retreats into a quiet corner.

Eugene is also always casually dressed, too casual in fact, and looks out of place in such a setting which is usually in a posh hotel.

Slightly better is Kenny, a small bespectacled man in his mid-50s. He is a real estate agent and is talkative and sociable.

But he scares off many timid ladies with his poor table manners and blunt style. During a lunch buffet networking session, Kenny rushes to the food and piles his plate with so much stuff that you think he’s stocking up for some 2012 disaster.

Kenny would not offer to take food for anyone. He is also a messy eater and would leave chicken bones and the remains of his food all around the table. To make matters worse, he uses Jennifer’s dating sessions as an opportunity to promote his real estate services.

Hanging out with the boys

Hey, a dating networking event is an opportunity for boys to hang out with girls. Some boys are either clueless about this, or are excessively paiseh. They arrive in a group, and stick together as a group, and leave as a group, without once attempting to make contact with the females.

One such “old boys” group that Jennifer used to see, comprised Tom, Dick and Ah Seng, who are always doing things together. They have their meals together, jog together and attend social events together. When they come to the networking session, they network within themselves!

The result? The trio have no idea women exist, even when the entire place is swarming with females. What a bunch of clueless old bachelors.

First impression counts

If you want to date Miss Rachel Kum or any beauty queen, make sure you are “man enough” for her. If you don’t look like Apollo the Sun God, at least dress well.

Always find out the dress code before going for a function. The rule is, it’s always better to be a little over-dressed than to be under-dressed.

If you are thinking of heading to the gym before the event, remember to take a shower, change into smart clothes and spray on some cologne before you make your way to the event.

If you’ve got body odour, it is a definite turn-off, even for your mommy. And do NOT eat any food with onion or garlic before meeting your dream gal. You don’t want to knock her out with your vampire-killer breath.

Secret tip: Carry a small box of mint dental floss. After the meal, excuse yourself to go to the washroom to floss your teeth. The mint flavour in the floss will freshen your mouth.

Print your own name cards

For dating and all other functions where you’re likely to meet singles of the opposite sex, you should carry a stack of personal name cards with you. The card should have only your name, phone number and personal e-mail address. You may add a photo of a scenic landscape at the back. You may also like to add your horoscope month (Virgo, Leo, whatever) and a maxim, like, Living life to the max! That’s it.

(If you have no idea what maxim to use, print your school’s motto. When the girls asked why you took these words, you confess that the only thing you remember from your student days is the school motto.)

These printed tidbits on the card are effective as conversation starters when you first introduced yourself to the girls in the event.

Note: do not try to impress people by printing high-sounding job titles after your name. In fact, do not print any job title. Let the girl ask you and your well-rehearsed reply could be the start of a beautiful friendship! For instance, if you’re driving a taxi, tell her you’re a “warm body conveyor”. She will sure to burst into laughter when you explain the meaning. Making someone laugh is the quickest way to create a good impression.

In the 1980s Taiwan was a popular destination for NSmen and other Singaporean males looking for a bit of flesh. Stories abound of ah peks (mostly taxi drivers and lorry attendants) distributing stylo-milo cards to SYTs (sweet young Taiwanese). The card would have the man’s name, his job title of Managing Director, and the masthead of some fictitious Four Seas Transport Pte Ltd; printed in both English and Chinese.

As long as the old idiots were throwing out dollar bills, the SYTs happily accepted their cards at face value. As these clever girls would tell you, “He who pays the piper calls the tune.”

Be punctual

Your mommy and your kindergarten teacher had been hammering into your thick skull that “the early bird catches the worm.” In case you misinterpreted it, the proverb actually means if you are early at a dating function, you get to chop the sexiest, most yummy worm, ahem, girl

Be proactive

As the saying goes, “Faint heart never won fair lady’. So, if you meet someone you like, be proactive and go up to her to start a conversation. Otherwise, you may lose her to other more proactive males.

For heaven’s sake, don’t just wait for her to approach you, unless you look like billionaire Tiger Woods. And if you are attending a social event with male friends, ask them to get lost once you have arrived.

Observe body language

When you are talking to a girl, maintain proper eye contact. Otherwise, you may look sneaky and dodgy. Don’t stare at her cleavage (and don’t ask if it’s silicon valley, hee hee). Don’t look around the room for other attractive girls.

Three deadly sins you must NEVER do when talking to a girl: scratch your head (you are saying, “I am too stupid to follow the conversation”), fold your arms (“I’m not interested in what you’re talking about”) or put your hands in your pockets (“Lady, I’m so bored I’m now playing with my balls.”).

Be an interesting talker

Read magazines and newspapers for current hot topics so you can have interesting conversation topics but stay away from religion, race or politics. Do not try to impress. (Have you heard the dreadful state of Greek finances? Do you think Obama can get his healthcare reform bill through Congress without the 60-member majority in the Senate? Isn’t it awful that there will soon be 50,000 in Singapore suffering from dementia; you’re not one of them when you get old?)

Use laughter

We have already mentioned some tips on how to make others laugh. But resist poking fun at specific well-known individuals, no matter how appalling their public behaviour.

Cable Ski - Have you tried?

My friends are organising cable ski at East Coast Park this Friday. I’ve seen actions happening at the cable-ski park everytime I ran past the place. Something that I would really love to try.  Not much preparation needed.  Probably it would be good if you know how to swim so that you won’t panic when you drop into the water.  Oh well, I am just speculating since I haven’t done any cable-ski before.  Will update you more after Friday. Stay tune!

SKI360° - Singapore’s First Cable-Ski Park

Stop using other people’s wi-fi connection — for your safety

If you have been accessing your Internet via somebody else’s wi-fi connection, here’s a compelling reason to stop:

Basically, using a wi-fi access point that you can easily connect to makes no logical sense, because if you can make that connection easily, what’s there to stop malicious users from connecting to the same access point and sniffing your data out?

Email passwords, Facebook logins; everything that defines your online persona are at risk each time you use the Internet through an unsecured wi-fi connection. Not to mention illegal if you’re using somebody else’s access point without their permission!

The Hunt for Sugar Daddies

One of the avid followers of my blog has just given me a brilliant idea.

Since the Government does not favour the young and gorgeous (the disfavor evidently felt each year during the Budget announcement), then it’s time we gals move on, and seek out the people who do.

And it’s no brainer that there’s only one species of mankind who would spend big bucks on the young & gorgeous – the sugar daddies!

Unlike the Government, who assesses the recipient to determine the size of handout, sugar daddies do self-evaluation to determine the handout value - as a rule of thumb, the older and balder they are, the bigger the handout!

So, it makes sense, if you are young & gorgeous, to focus on securing a couple of sugar daddies than toiling to make an impact on society for a government handout.

After some research, here’s in my opinion, a set of code of conduct that can help any sweet-young- thing to attract sugar daddies like bees to honey:

Dress Code: Cover less, show more.  This means cover less of your assets, and show more skin in your dressing. If you have that little black dress with plunging neckline, and hemline miles above the knee, it’s about time you wear it more regularly. And add to your wardrobe, more CSCS ‘can see cannot see’ dresses, killer high heels, and a few silk hankies.

Action Code: Ooo..ze sex appeal.  Examples, bat those eyelids when you smile; don’t walk, sashay past men – young or old; and always sit with legs crossed. When a target is spotted, drop that perfume laden hankie, and bend low…ridiculously low to retrieve it! That awesome sight and mesmerizing scent will jumpstart their senses – no matter how old, senile and long-sighted they are.

Hangout Code: Avoid places where the young congregate. Remember, your aim is to attract sugar daddies, not some gorgeous, moneyless hunk. You are better off hanging outside chambers of commerce, chinese clans & associations, and decades-old, established Chinese restaurants where towkays gather. (Names of which I can’t share here lest I get sued. But if you drop me a personal email, I’d gladly hand you the list). Well, you may also try nightclubs or high-end KTV lounges but it might be difficult to fan off competition from those ‘foreign talents’ who (despite their short stay here) have mastered the art of fawning on sugar daddies.

If, despite your best efforts, you still fail to secure a sugar daddy in the next few months, try putting up your profile as a sugar baby on http://www.sugarsugar.com , or start online sourcing for a sugar daddy at http://www.realsugardaddies.com or http://www.sugardaddyforme.com.

Even if you can’t find one locally, you may still strike jackpot across the ocean!

Number Sequences

I was reading Ian Stewart’s Hoard of Mathematical Treasures the other day, and came across an interesting bit of mathematics, Lagrange’s Interpolation Formula, and a way it can be used.

Think of these days in primary school, when math papers have these questions: Find the next number in the series.

You get easy questions like

1) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ?
2) 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, ?

Not so easy ones like

3) 1, 2, 7, 13 , 24, 41, ?
4) 1, 2, 4, 7, 8, 11, 14, 16, 17, 19, 22, 26, 28, 29, 41, 44 ?

And the idea that has been drilled into us since primary school is: These numbers have some kind of relation. Find the relation, and you can find the next number in the series.

So in primary school, we would think:

For the first sequence, we see that the next term is “one more” than the previous one. So the pattern is +1, and the answer must be 7.

Formally, we can define the sequence a_n = n, where each a_i is the i^th term in the sequence. So

a₁ = 1
a₂ = 2
...
a₆ = 6
a₇ = 7

And we write down the 7th term as 7.

For the second sequence, the pattern is “times two” the previous one. So the pattern is x2, and the answer must be 64.

Again, we can define the sequence a_n = 2ⁿ. So

a₁ = 2¹ = 2
...
a₆ = 2⁶ = 64

And we write down the 6th term as 64.

This is how we proceed in such questions. We see the relation between each number, and apply the pattern seen to generate the next number. (And then in University make things more complicated by using terms like a_n and what not )

But a person can make this claim.

I say that for the first sequence, the number that should come after the 6 should be the number 42.

For the second sequence, the number that should come after the 32 should be the number 24.

Question: Why can I do this?

Answer: Because I say for each sequence, there exists a polynomial (for those who forget their secondary school mathematics, a term a_nxⁿ + a_n-1x^n-1 + ... + a₂ x² + a₁x + a₀, where n is a whole number, and a_i being constants) p(x), such that p(1) gives me the first term (here, p(1) means substituting the ‘1’ into all the x terms, so you would get a_n + ... + a₀), p(2) will give me the second term, and so on.

So there exists a polynomial p₁(x) such that p₁(1) = 1, p₁(2) = 2, ..., p₁(6) = 6, p₁(7) = 42, for the first sequence.

And another polynomial p₂(x) for the second sequence, where p₂(1) = 2, p₂(2) = 4, ..., p₂(6) = 24.

So that’s the reason, and a school kid who wishes to infuriate his teachers can easily write: For the first sequence, 1,2,3,4,5,6, ?, I say that the next number is 42, because there is a polynomial p(x) which gives: p(1) = 1, p(2) =2, ... p(6) = 6, and p(7) = 42. So the pattern is: The numbers are given by this polynomial, and I define my sequence as a_n = p(n).

And he’ll be correct. 

Now if I only knew that back then…

Additional information: That’s well and good, but here’s another question. How do we find out this polynomial? You can google Lagrange’s Interpolation Formula, or look at this link. The formula looks messy, but it gives you what you want. And here you go, a University solution to a primary school problem. To further scare your teacher, write down this polynomial as well!